Anyone who knows our magical ginger shipping princess Suzy probably knows that a television show featuring a ton of medieval stabby stabby dragon lady booby action ain’t her thang. We believed otherwise and spent many moons trying to convince her to watch, but to no avail (“That sounds really scary.” “Is there a lot of blood?” “Are there any cute boys in it??”).
So imagine our surprise when Suzy skips into the office one morning and announces that she has started Game of Thrones . . . and actually likes it. Like, has already finished an entire season in two days, likes it. Well, of course we became completely obsessed as Suzy began devouring episodes like a ravenous boar with a taste for king’s blood. It was like homecoming. Everyday we journeyed throughout The Seven Kingdoms to places like “where the wolf people live”, and met interesting people like “the bitch with the pretty braid”, and “that bald no balls man.” Suzy’s sugary descriptions of people, places and things quickly became the highlight of our adventure together.
By the time season six concluded, Suzy was hot on the finale’s heels. She totally slayed GoT in a month. Lately, we've been feeling like a little piece of us died, that is, until we discovered that artist Eran Mendel released a collection of cutesy gifs featuring scenes from each season six episode. YAS! Although Suzy has become more knowledgeable (“homegirl who cant be burnt” now “Danerius”) throughout her travels, this was our chance to once again experience GoT through Suzy’s rose-colored glasses. She totally delivered.
"OH GOD! It's that red lady getting naked and old!"
"That's gotta be that cute wolf boy on his back. Is it like the flashback? Like young him, because he wants to do that little sword fight like in the, uh square? It's definitely the flashback."
"Oh that's that stupid idiot wafer. I didn't like that part at all."
"Yeah, that's when she burnt all those Klowns or Klahns or whatever. I did like when she burned them up."
"Awwww. Ice man hand print. Ruined everything."
"Ooo, is this where Bran's uncle shows up and he's kinda dead and kills all the dead people that are about to kill them?"
"The Hound before all his friends died? What's that little thing? It looks like a Pokemon. What is that?! Is that supposed to be The Mountain's hat or something? So he's just envisioning getting revenge? I mean, he definitely is. He's still scarred."
"I'm guessing those are all of those religious people."
"Awww, Ramsay getting killed by his puppies."
"Oh no. That's The Mountain killing the religious lady - the 'shame' one. I heard she got really messed up in the book."
Winter can't come too soon? Give the gift of GoT during its extended hiatus with these bloody brilliant HAM of THRONES cards!