Twinning is winning.
Well, here we are at the last feature installment of our new GLAM HAM collection. It’s arguable that we saved the best for last. The world’s most famous sororal twins were a last minute addition, but don’t get it twinsted – they we’re always going to be HAM’d.
It was in the 11th hour of launch when it dawned on us that Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are our generation’s fashion pillars. Their rise from favorite afterschool family baby faces to multi-million dollar fashion moguls certainly places them in the ranks with the stylishest of icons. Besides, we really wanted a reason to scream “YOU GOT IT DUDE” to the imaginary voice of their agent who called and demanded that they get their due in greeting card form.
Fast forward. Days after our executive decision we were still sitting around discussing what a day in the life of M.K. and A.O. is like. With not a single twinset in the entire HAM FAM, we also pondered what being part of a dynamic two-o means. Here’s what we came up with:
Never be the one in the cream denim jacket.
Being a twin in Paris is great because people probably momentarily forget that you're American.
Twins are the reason there's two hushes in "Keep it hush-hush!"
You need constant reminders of why you didn't strangle your other half in the womb.
Figuring out which one gets to have salt curls (at the Bahamas) is like the hardest decision ever.
Traveling to distant places allows you to be different people.
Time is ALWAYS relative.