HAM for the Holidays 🍗🎄

There's no place like HAM.

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! While we know the majority of you are currently full tilt in your dad's Lay-Z-Boy, nursing a mashed potato belly watching the Hallmark Channel, our thoughts are with the holiday misfits out there burning up the aisles of local retail establishments in search of a deal, the deal, ANY DEAL. Bless their hearts, because we just made holiday shopping so frickin' easy. 

This week, each member of the Ham Fam picked out some HOLIDAY HAM for that special someone, and paired it with a few gift options to boot. Hopefully, you'll get inspired. If not, go stuff yourselves 🦃

 

 

Suzy

Special Someone: SISTER

 

I chose TREAT YO ELF! because Parks and Recreation is the best show of all time! Plus, in the spirit of 'treat yo self' day, sometimes the best things/gifts are unnecessary! 

 The Swag

STAY HOME CLUB anything!

 

pretty embroidery of a plant since neither of us can keep a real one alive! ​

 

And a Saint Celeb candle just because!

 

 

MICHAEL

Special Someone: AN OFFICE CRUSH

I choose XXXmas because I have no chill. 

 

The Swag

Custom pencils because they're cute, practical, useful, and the fact that you put special words on them or inside jokes, proves you're paying attention.

 

A movie gift certificate is a sly way to suggest a date ... load the gift card with enough money for 2 tickets, but only 1 popcorn and 1 drink.  

 

In tribute to one of the best episodes of The Office, giving your office crush an iPod (and let's be serious, by now they have to be like $25 or less) will truly test their sense of humor, and if they don't get the joke, they don't get that booty either.

 

 

TAYLOR

Special Someone: THE MAILMAN

I chose Ralphie because the mailman has so much schlepping to do around the holiday season, I'm sure he gets sick of it now and then!

 

The Swag

FREAKER FEET! For his feet!

 

A nice Forever Flask for foods and drinks on the go. 

 

And SKIN STUFF (because weather does a number to your skin).

 

 

JESS

Special Someone: BFF

I choose the WISH YOU WERE HERE card for my bff, Cortney because we never get to spend he holidays together anymore! We grew up together and after she graduated her parents moved away so she is never home for the holidays anymore. Long distance bffs are the worst!

 

The Swag

She is expecting her first baby in January and these malas from Phoenix Makes are the loveliest I have ever seen (and double as baby teethers)! They are made by hand with natural wood beads and food grade, non toxic, BPA-free silicone.

 

My bff lives in Toronto and it gets so cold, these scarfs from West Side Stitchery are adorable and so cozy! Just three girls who love to knit, making fun things.

 

These stuffed shrimp are really for her cat (Syd), but I didn't want him feeling out especially with a baby on the way!

 

 

KAT

Special Someone: MOM

I grew up listening to BOWIE, plus moms are rockstars, so this seems like the best choice for her.

 

The Swag

Moms love jewelry, especially when its as beautiful as I LIKE IT HERE CLUB and these Horus Hoops are everything and more.

 

My mom is always looking for fun things for their beach house. It doesn't get much better than this beautiful marine inspired gold leaf jellyfish piece by Sullivan Anlyan.

 

We all love a hip mom, but no one likes their mom trying to look too hip. Enter Rove & Roam, the effortlessly chic line made for every woman ... even Mom.

 

 

JAY

Special Someone: THE WEED MAN

 

 

You can't LIGHT UP THE TREE this holiday season without the guy who keeps you lit all year long.

 

 

Depending on how you're indulging, the ganj can get a lil skunky at times. Count on a good quality soy candle from The Burlap Bag to clear the air.

 

Haha, this is so necessary. The perfect pot holder for your pot holder - and you'll pay less than a dime bag!

 

I don't think Magic Eye books are in print anymore, but Amazon has tons of 'em! It's that next level ish. Can also serve as double medication for your glaucoma!

 

 

Happy Holidays! Stay tuned to our Instagram for a special Black Friday deal tomorrow!

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