Everywhere you look.
Well folks, our long-awaited after school fantasies came true this past weekend when Fuller House was released on Netflix. And since we’re not punks, we devoured every single morsel of that classic American cheese in a day. It’s everything we wanted and more.
The Tanners and Katsopolis families (and Joey) get together for one last shindig before they sell their house in San Francisco. Everyone feels sorry for recently widowed mother of three, Dr. D.J. Tanner Fuller (oh, ok!) and she gets the digs. Stephanie aka DJ Tanner (trust us) leaves her career as a traveling disc jockey in London to come home and help D.J. raise her kids. Long time bestie, Kimmy Gibbler, now a party planner, also moves into the house along with daughter, Ramona. Danny, Rebecca and Jesse all leave San Fran for Los Angeles where Danny and Becky host Wake Up, USA, and Jesse writes music for General Hospital. Oh, and Joey works as a comedian in Las Vegas. Now that that’s out of the way, here’s our top 10 favorite moments from our old/new favorite cheese fest.
10. The opening credits
Queue the ugly face crying.
9. The shade
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen aka Michelle Tanner did not reprise their former role in the reboot and they paid for it - just not with the billions of dollars they've made since Full House ended. BURN!
Comet has obvi kicked the bucket, but he got a replacement. Meet Comet Jr. Jr. (also, PENCIL BED IS BACK!)
7. Masturbation joke
Ew, gross, Aunt Stephanie!
6. FH ladies do the Whip/Nae Nae
Spoiler Alert: They sing "Reformation" in episode 14
5. No words, just drool.
4. Steve's back! But not with D.J. Yet.
Whoa, Steve. Haven't had much work since Aladdin, huh buddy?
3. Boy on boy action
NBD. Just two of D.J.'s ex's X-ing.
2. Girl on girl action
Now this is just fun and gratuitous.
1. Stephanie's boobs
We've never seen them fuller.
Less than a week after its release and Fuller House already been renewed for a second season. And if we catch wind of you not watching:
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