CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE INVITED TO THE UNHAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH!
It's called Dismaland and it's a thing.
Touted as a "festival of art, amusements and entry-level anarchism", the dark and cancerous loogie version of a Disney theme park was recently hocked up and spat onto the shores of Weston-super-Mare, a town in Somerset, England, by world famous graffiti artist, Banksy.
For three British pounds (under 5's are free) you and your family can experience the spoof and spectacle of uber bored attendants in mouse ears and a derelict Sleeping Beauty's castle, but also some legit works from a line-up of local and international artists.
A wrecked pumpkin carriage complete with mangled passenger and paparazzi, a killer whale leaping from a toilet bowl, and a park bench patron being flocked by fried-churro-starved gulls are all Banksy-level satirical juxtapositions we're stoked to see, especially since we thought he was still in prison. VERDICT: Dismaland, HERE WE COME!