If you’re a child of the 80’s then you know all the best cartoons were actually fashioned after their plastic counterparts. Yep. Popular toys like G.I. Joe and Transformers were mere playthings before they hit it big on Saturday mornings. But if there's one crossover that truly outshined the others it was Jem.
UHH, who is Jem? DUH, only the poppiest, rockiest doll-turned-animated pop rock star who ever lived! AND on top of that, she’s a motherfucking hologram. YAS QUEEN! You heard me. Her hair, her makeup, her clothes, her sassy two-step - EVERYTHING is a holographic projection from her rad earring which is controlled by a bad ass computer named Synergy. I KNOW RIGHT?! Get the complete 411 HERE.
There, now that you've got the basic gist, and seeing how we're right on the heels of yet another Jem and the Holograms live-action movie teaser, this completely late and equally magical discovery is totally relevant.
Enter Jiz: a brilliantly raunchy remastered version of Jem by YouTube darling Sienna D’Enema. Picture if you will, Jem becoming the biggest, sassiest, foul-mouthed, chain-smoking drag queen slash pro-choice advocate you've ever met. In this alternate reality, abortions are rampant, Kimber is finally out of the closet and Synergy is a holographic drug dealer pumping Jiz full of euphoria every time she touches her fave accessory. OMG. I literally can't even. Get ready to laugh, love and question your life hard.
WATCH WITH CAUTION: NSFW, kids under 7 or the easily offended.
Motherfucking previously . . .