Miss the bus on Norm Core? Have no fear. There’s a new healthy lifestyle movement brewing that can actually flatten yours. It’s called Health Goth and it’s trying hard to happen. The monochromatically-motivated health/fashion trend that mixes luxe sportswear with pop punk, metallic and futuristic elements seeks to usurp the neon Lycra, lunked-out Republic of Lululemon, wrap it a black shroud of stretch mesh, strap it to a 50lb kettle bell, and toss it into the nearest body of water. Make no bros about it, in a gym culture that’s heavily saturated in testosterone, Muscle Milk and cut-off Waffle House t-shirts, it’s a welcome changeling.
A.D.I.D.A.S. All Day I Dream About Squats.
By 2015, 1 in every 10 Planet Fitness facilities will have its very own Death Eater.
Have you fig-ured it out yet?
It’s about HELLTH!
CONCLUSION: The hardest thing about Health Goth is searching it by Google voice. But the shit’s still fly as flock. DEUCES.