Turkey has been the staple holiday rock star for, like, a millennia now and we’re so turking bored. What gives, Thanksgiving? It’s bland in both color and flavor, and turns out dryer than unsealed Play Doh no matter how you cook it. Maybe this year it’s time to stuff the snoozy land fowl and gobble up its delightfully plump and sweet compatriot: HAM.
Ham’s the new bacon. Ham recently played Jonah Hill in a biopic and won an Oscar. Ham’s so hot right now it’s dating Taylor Swift.