First it was pizza. Then it was kale. But the most recent food obsession seems a little, I don’t know, unEGGspected.
Everywhere you look today it’s eggs Eggs EGGS! Remember when eggs were the token mascot for crack-cocaine? You know, that 1980’s anti-drug commercial with the dude and the hot pan, and the simulated brain sizzling? Now, pizza with an egg cracked on top is being touted as a complete breakfast — I mean, is this the end of days or have we all finally, collectively reached Nirvana?
Whatever the case, those little bird turds must have a really good PR agent.
If you’re feeling EGGscluded, here’s a few EGGsamples to catch you up: