Weekly Rear End: Buuurdays Edition

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Hell hath no fury like a winter storm … that’s how it goes, right? Whatever, all I know is that most of the Eastern U.S. is currently under thick layers of snow, ice and really unflattering socks. That’s why this edition of the Weekly Rear-End is all about the FI-YAAHHH. Let’s bring the temp up, shall we?

1. TO BINGE OR NOT TO BINGE? Pssht. Like we have options. On ordinary blue-skied and sunny days you can find most of us Krazy Glued of our TVs, pocket computers and magical tablet devices overdosing on season after season of Dawson’s Creek and LUUUUHHHHVING it. In winter, though, time fades to white and our couches become 100% judgement free zones. Thankfully, those big cuddle bears at Netflix had our health and well-being in mind when they introduced their their new ad/promotion, #NETFLIXBEARDS. Get ready to be whiskered away.

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2. Brit-Brit’s Done Got Fit-Fit!!

Not a lot of words needed here, just a good old fashioned, YOU GO GIRL!

Britney recently revealed her crazy-toned bod in the current issue of Women’s Health and it is snow-meltingly HAWT. (No Uggs were anywhere to be seen.)

Enjoy all the Cheetos and booze you want right now, y’all, but when all this shit melts, you better WORK BITCH!

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3. Sex therapists say a little extra spice can always heat things up, even 15 years down the road. UH. BITCHES WEREN’T LYIN’.

Last week, British pop sensation The Spice Girls gifted our ears with four previously unreleased tracks from their 2000 album, Forever. “Pain Proof,” “Right Back at Ya’,” “A Day in Your Life,” and “If It’s Lovin’ on Your Mind” are cheesy, sexy, fun and are totally baggy-pants-and-dance-routine ready. Sadly, Geri Halliwell, aka Ginger Spice, who peaced out in 1998, does not appear in any of the tracks, but we can still hope for another reunion tour, right? HI-CI-YA HOLD TIGHT!!

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xoxo

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